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来北京几年混得好不好?对照检查就知道!

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发表于 2020-10-19 14:57:56 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

                    

                    

                    
                    
                    <section><section><section><section><span><strong>你来北京多久了,混成啥样了?</strong></span></section><section>看看整体的规律。。。</section><section>给您找找自信,或者进来受受虐!</section></section></section></section><p><br  /></p><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/c961c08e50950f0f2b17db082e42867a_1.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><section><strong>北京1年</strong></section></section><section><section><strong>脸上大写的“穷”字儿</strong></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/0069497e37f3514e13781d80650e974d_2.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>工资水平</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>要啥工资,要啥自行车?!</section><section>薪资大约就在3000到4000之间,都不用交税的有没有?</section><section>够房租和基本吃饭就不错了,要啥自行车!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>情感状态</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>大学时“骗到”手的现在可以偷笑了;</section><section>异地恋的也可以准备分手了。</section><section>“酒足饭饱思淫欲”,你这么点工资都不够吃饭的,还要什么感情食粮?</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>居住环境</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>东三环一个床位都500.五环边儿上一个大隔断800,一个次卧1100,你说,你一个月3000多块钱,你要住哪?</section><section>其实,麦当劳24小时营业,还有暖气!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>放假娱乐</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>去香山免费不要门票,可是来回车费和吃饭不花钱吗?</section><section>基本想不出可以干嘛。。。</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>身体状态</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>熬夜、饮食不规律、长期面对电脑、压力大,导致脸上长满痘痘、黑眼圈消不去、长胖、头痛,身体负能量爆满。</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><section><strong>北京2~3年</strong></section></section><section><section><strong>脸上大写的“茫然”</strong></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/142dee1014f60527f39c3f09b3d3d81d_8.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>工资水平</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>有工作经验的你在北京基本可以赚到平均工资水平了,6000到8000妥妥的,没赚到的属于“有个性人才”范畴,不能一起比较!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>情感状态</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>一般这个时候都属于“晚婚晚育”了,老家儿的催婚开始了,可是这个薪资和此时的工作状态真的很难分心去恋爱,不是吗?</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>居住环境</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>差不多可以告别群租房了,可以租个小单间或者公寓了,置办点温馨的家具,小日子勉强够过!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>放假娱乐</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>可以时常去欢乐谷大摆锤一下,去十渡漂个流,冬天去崇礼滑个雪,没事泡个温泉都是妥妥的,你要是想着什么欧洲游就算了!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>身体状态</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>熬夜加班不会减少,可能有闲钱去做做健身练练瑜伽了,已经有意识的保养身体了!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><section><strong>北京5年</strong></section></section><section><section><strong>脸上大写的“急”字儿</strong></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/beb62ccab1cfc9177fdfee8fb55e0ed5_14.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>工资水平</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>只要努力有一定才华,在北京工作5年月薪基本破万了!也算是每月千元左右的“纳税大户”了!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>情感状态</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>同龄人之分两种,结婚有孩子的,和连对象都没有的!这个年龄的情感生活是天差地别的!谁不急?站出来,小北好好看看你这张能吹起牛的嘴!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>居住条件</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>已经有了买房的企图心或者已然做了“燕郊”“顺义”“房山”的房奴;基本居住一套交通便利的小区一室一厅,月租3K、4K的没问题了!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>放假娱乐</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>北京市内的游玩之地可劲造,国内景点随意去,只要你有假期!一年出国去趟韩国、新马泰、俄罗斯都是妥妥的了!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>身体状态</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>你这个年龄应该天天默念广告词:</section><section>弹弹弹,弹走鱼尾纹!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><section><strong>北京7~10年</strong></section></section><section><section><strong>脸上大写的“压力”</strong></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1fe4cc233ecd50e8439c387c945adb2f_20.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>工资水平</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>月薪1万到N万不等,这个时间段的薪资差别较大,赚钱的已经可以喝红酒了,没赚钱的还在学习怎么开启香槟!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>情感状态</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>没结婚没孩子的都是极个别了!这个时候的情感归于生活,婚姻,上有老下有小,除了压力满满,感情生活还有多少释放的空间?</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>居住条件</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>赚钱不多的基本就是新一代的房奴了,赚钱多的已经住上可以看到裤衩楼的豪宅了,居住条件虽有差别可是都已经告别北京初期奋斗时的尴尬了!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>放假娱乐</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>有车一族去哪不方便啊?世界任何国家只要有时间都可以去了!但是离土豪还是有差距的,出去拍拍照吃点美食就好!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>身体状态</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>开始注重养生,煲汤喝粥。身体的每一个变化都引起关注,因为身体再也伤不起啦。</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><section><strong>北京12年以上</strong></section></section><section><section><strong>脸上大写的“喜”字儿</strong></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/7d7055e0f3b16810e66a2e5116a5973d_26.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>工资水平</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>基本在2万+到N万不等,只有努力都是中产!都有了自己创业的方向和行业的地位!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>情感状态+放假娱乐</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>陪老婆,陪孩子,陪爸妈!周末去香港买奶粉,放假带家人出国游玩,高大上的旅途终于开始了。欧洲可以妥妥的周游列国了!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>居住条件</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>有分期没还完的;有四环大高层的;有顺义大独栋的!基本居住环境妥妥的舒适!</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><img src="image/20201019/1bf4fea6ec48c05caf63135f7731ff26_3.png" /></p></section><section><section><strong>身体状态</strong></section></section><section><section><section><section><section>大肚腩出来了有没有?抬头纹出来了有没有?肌肉不锻炼就松弛了有没有?生活太安逸有点心宽体胖了有没有?</section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><br  /></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><section><section><section><section>你来北京几年了?</section><section>达到“北京标配”了吗?</section><section>没够标准的赶快工作吧!</section><section><br  /></section><section><span>转给朋友测一测!</span></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><section><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20201019/df1c2eb09b3189e573942cb954365e1d_31.png" /></p><br  /></p></section></section></section><p><br  /></p>
               
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