“我月薪4万，怎么还找不到女朋友？”“因为你是医械维修工程师...”

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                    <section data-role="outer" label="Powered by gulangu"><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/01ea17dbac6def9745d861a44c71c864_1.png" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><qqmusic scrolling="no" frameborder="0" musicid="108749881" mid="003Iq94Q0SnePV" albumurl="/A/X/004f8DSP2MGbAX.jpg" audiourl="http://ws.stream.qqmusic.qq.com/C100002doEDX29Tqqr.m4a?fromtag=46" music_name="致姗姗来迟的你" singer="阿肆;林宥嘉&nbsp;-&nbsp;我愚蠢的理想主义" play_length="246000" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/qqmusic_tmpl&amp;singer=%E9%98%BF%E8%82%86%3B%E6%9E%97%E5%AE%A5%E5%98%89%20-%20%E6%88%91%E6%84%9A%E8%A0%A2%E7%9A%84%E7%90%86%E6%83%B3%E4%B8%BB%E4%B9%89&amp;music_name=%E8%87%B4%E5%A7%97%E5%A7%97%E6%9D%A5%E8%BF%9F%E7%9A%84%E4%BD%A0"></qqmusic></p></section><p><span><strong><span>一个医械维修朋友拜托我帮他介绍个对象</span></strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="85830"><section><section><section><p><span data-brushtype="text">Part 1</span></p></section></section><section><section data-width="100%"><section><section></section><section></section><section><section data-width="100%"></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><p><br  /></p><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="88227"><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>你想找什么样的女孩子?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>小张</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>我喜欢白富美，身材高挑有气质!</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/561fce3cae5643395c2c664f87b7f8aa_5.jpg" /></p></p></section></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/35a9da0a226ac2e6658de0c4d082d70e_6.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="88227"><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>你一个月能赚多少?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>小张</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>我这半年来，月月都跑的勤，出差补贴加装机提成，七七八八加起来得4万左右吧!!</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/561fce3cae5643395c2c664f87b7f8aa_5.jpg" /></p></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><br  /></p></section></section><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>那你1个月在你对象身上能花多少钱呢?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>小张</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>1万?额，好像少了点哦......那就1万5?!</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/561fce3cae5643395c2c664f87b7f8aa_5.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/fdccd3a6cc4e8d54432d30a5a9a2dd50_15.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="85830"><section><section><section><p><span data-brushtype="text">Part 2</span></p></section></section><section><section data-width="100%"><section><section></section><section></section><section><section data-width="100%"></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>你一个月开销大吗?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>Tiffany</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>这个不清楚诶，没算过啊</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/315b550036e3e5ca278a9b6139be1526_19.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>你挑几个大头算算</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>Tiffany</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>拿上个月说喽，刚和男朋友分手，心情不好去了一趟巴黎散心，住宿机票5万左右，我心情不好就要买包包的，爱马仕、香奈儿、普拉达都拿了一个，大概10万左右吧。</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>哦对了，我想起来了，最近那家高尔夫私人会所在做周年庆，我办了一张会员卡58888，还有下半年我准备去瑞士一个私人设计学校进修几个月，已经办了手续了，花了20万左右吧。</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>这样算起来，我上个月竟然花了快50万诶……</span></p><p><br  /></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/315b550036e3e5ca278a9b6139be1526_23.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><section><section><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/9646712c056619880df211ac213c2a13_24.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p></section></section><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>小张啊，我和Tiffany聊了一下，像她这样的白富美，一个月要花四五十万，你还有想法啊?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>小张</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span><span></span>姐，我这不跟你面前开开玩笑嘛，白富美什么的，也不是能过日子的，十指不沾阳春水的，还有公主病，我哪有时间天天哄她!</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/561fce3cae5643395c2c664f87b7f8aa_5.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><section><section><p><br  /></p></section></section><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>那你说真心话，到底喜欢什么类型的女孩子?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>小张</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span><span></span>你说我这一个月拿4万的，找个家里条件一般点，长的漂亮的总没问题吧?</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/561fce3cae5643395c2c664f87b7f8aa_5.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="85830"><section><section><section><p><span data-brushtype="text">Part 3</span></p></section></section><section><section data-width="100%"><section><section></section><section></section><section><section data-width="100%"></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>你平时生活都有什么爱好啊?</span></p></section></section></section><p><br  /></p><section><section><p><span>Sophia</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span><span></span>那可就多了去了，健身房是每天都要去的，和闺蜜一起喝喝下午茶啊，聚聚餐啊，还有画展啊，话剧舞台剧啊什么的，我都经常去的。</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e1b69a8a5c1a9b8d103fd00aa5ffc0fd_36.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>那你一个月一般要花多少钱?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>Sophia</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span><span></span>这个嘛，你造女孩子嘛，要漂亮就要花钱呐，小羊皮口红、兰蔻精华、SK2的水乳套装、希思黎睡眠面膜，然后就是衣服啊，现在像秋冬季的外套、大衣什么的，2000以下实在穿不出去，一个月怎么的也得3万多吧。</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e1b69a8a5c1a9b8d103fd00aa5ffc0fd_36.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>那你喜欢什么类型的男生呢?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>Sophia</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span><span></span>那身材肯定不能太差吧，健身肯定是要的，然后就是肯定要有品位，我养活自己是没有问题的，又不是靠男人养的年代了。</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e1b69a8a5c1a9b8d103fd00aa5ffc0fd_36.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/1c614de4e40c5b1be8c9f382011269a7_45.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>我朋友Sophia，绝对是大美女，人家喜欢穿衣显瘦，脱衣有肉的，而且生活品位一定不能差。</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>小张<br  /></span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>呵呵，我这一天天的都天南海北，家里的枕头都不沾几次的，连周末都是机器的，哪空的出时间锻炼啊。其实我觉得找个有趣一点的也不错，风趣幽默，眼界开阔的，能有共同话题的。</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/561fce3cae5643395c2c664f87b7f8aa_5.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="85830"><section><section><section><p><span data-brushtype="text">Part 4</span></p></section></section><section><section data-width="100%"><section><section></section><section></section><section><section data-width="100%"></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>Lily，听说你兴趣爱好很广泛啊?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>Lily</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>对啊，不断提升自己才能成就更好的自己嘛，看书、旅行、滑雪、跑步、骑行我都喜欢。</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/f26cd8d24ce86fb189a945b7a385ad1b_53.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>你都去过哪些地方啊?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>Lily</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>大溪地潜过水，南极看过帝企鹅，北极圈看过极光，意大利的托斯卡纳看过文艺复兴名城，对了对了，还有爱琴海的圣托里尼岛，这里简直是艺术家的聚集地，是摄影家的天堂。</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/f26cd8d24ce86fb189a945b7a385ad1b_57.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>那你觉得你的另一半应该是什么样的呢?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>Lily</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>至少要会两门外语吧，以后我们一起出国旅行也比较方便，肯定是要爱读书的，不然我们精神层面没法交流，至少要看过村上春树和海明威吧?</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/f26cd8d24ce86fb189a945b7a385ad1b_61.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/56eedfb0809469e492db1dd626c7788e_62.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>小张啊，外语怎么样?我这边有个很有意思的女孩子，人家对另一半的要求，至少会两门外语，还有啊，村上春树和海明威的书你有看过吗?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>小张</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>我去……你还当真了不成?我就说着玩玩呢，这个村上春树，不是日本的演员吗?还有这个海明威，不是唱歌的那个明星嘛，咋还都开始写书了呢?这些小姑娘，追星都追到这种程度啦?</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/561fce3cae5643395c2c664f87b7f8aa_5.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/d6002a24c23be87d00c871d62b59e7a1_67.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>呃呃呃…….老实说，你到底要找啥样的啊?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>小张</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>我还是觉得独立一点的好，你看我这工作啊，忙的都难着家，独立一点，能力强一点我们也能相互理解。</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/561fce3cae5643395c2c664f87b7f8aa_5.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><section data-tools="gulangu" data-id="85830"><section><section><section><p><span data-brushtype="text">Part 5</span></p></section></section><section><section data-width="100%"><section><section></section><section></section><section><section data-width="100%"></section></section></section></section></section></section></section><p><br  /></p><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>你觉得什么样的男人适合你呢?</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>Alice</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>我基本上大部分时间都花在工作上了，不加班的时候很少，而且我今年马上要升高级设计师了，所以希望另一半能够体谅我。哦对了，你知道我这个专业嘛，对另一半的穿着要求会比较高一点，实在不能忍受每天一样的西服套装的。</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/733b643787385e4849d0c83ef953b4dc_75.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/e0937bd8d1b381359fe23b601301c652_76.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/c29d47064b6d32b7b1467c1b05c9d800_2.jpg" /></p></p></section><section><p><span>我</span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/1ff74db7584e2e22405318ed65fdd073_3.jpg" /></p></section><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>Alice是服装设计师，人家小女生可是靠自己拼到现在的位置，特别独立，她对另一半的着装要求比较高，每天一样的套装什么的她最不能忍了。</span></p></section></section></section><section><section><p><span>小张</span></p><section data-style="line-height: 1.2;margin: 0px;font-size: 14px;"><p><span>呃呃呃……我们医械维修都是简装出行，忙的时候一件衣服能穿几天，唯一拿的出手的行头还是3年前买的了，天天来回捯饬换衣服不麻烦吗?哪有那么多时间啊。</span></p></section><section><p><img src="image/20200927/c4e7e94400313108b02b000e5c9c34fc_4.jpg" /></p></section></section><section><p><p><img src="image/20200927/561fce3cae5643395c2c664f87b7f8aa_5.jpg" /></p></p></section></section><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/96233bd7b4d26414904fc58d7bb36978_81.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span>我的天，我觉得我找不到爱情了!</span></strong></span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>其实修小蜜想说，</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>如果你遇到个做医疗器械维修的，</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>还是可以考虑的！</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>毕竟他既没时间出轨，也没精力搞事情。</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><span>连生活都没有，哪来的性生活......</span></p><p><br  /></p><p><p><img src="image/20200927/6a8f2e672877efb0bf0e83ec9470f579_82.jpg" /></p></p><p><br  /></p><p><strong><span>- End -</span></strong></p><p><br  /></p><section><p><br  /></p><p><span><strong><span>【版权声明】：</span><span>本文由整理发布，资料源自医疗器械经销商联盟，版权归原作者所有，转载请注明来源！</span></strong><br  /><br  /></span></p><section><p><img src="image/20200927/30d7168502a5b143de9ecce7cc1d5883_83.jpg" /></p><span><strong>微信ID：yxiubang</strong></span></section><section><span><strong><p><img src="image/20200927/3d50c8c9238d63bc2f0cee8c97c8bf3a_84.jpg" /></p>长按左侧二维码关注</strong></span></section><p><br  /></p><p><br  /></p></section></section><section data-role="outer" label="Powered 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