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                    <blockquote class="dabige bj2" style="margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px 20px; max-width: 100%; border: 2px dotted rgb(225, 225, 225); color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-size: medium; white-space: normal; text-align: justify; line-height: 37px; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-shadow: rgb(225, 225, 225) 5px 5px 2px; border-image-source: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(0, 112, 192);"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0); font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">1、</span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">一女对有外遇的老公说：你如果敢离婚娶那个年轻的妖精，我就嫁给妖精她爹，从此以后，儿子管你叫姐夫，你得喊我妈！老公当场晕倒，从此规规矩矩。 <img width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/BFobaMTWicLKrZrSd8hPLH6NXibzQVpgOhviaFnoYeWHaTUounP4sCDTOMlWlbD7m1pL5ibAQia3icYcvUSUGhicjmpXA/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1" data-w="438" data-ratio="1.278538812785388" data-type="jpeg" data-s="300,640" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/BFobaMTWicLKrZrSd8hPLH6NXibzQVpgOhviaFnoYeWHaTUounP4sCDTOMlWlbD7m1pL5ibAQia3icYcvUSUGhicjmpXA/640?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1&amp;tp=webp" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /></span></strong></p></blockquote><blockquote class="dabige bj4" style="margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px 20px; max-width: 100%; border: 2px dotted rgb(225, 225, 225); color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-size: medium; white-space: normal; text-align: justify; line-height: 37px; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-shadow: rgb(225, 225, 225) 5px 5px 2px; border-image-source: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(151, 72, 6);"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">2、</span></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">一富二代将豪车停到街边副食店，到店里买了饮料出来上车，突然一老太太卧倒在车前，富二代上前问老太太:“老婆婆你哪里不舒服？”，老太太说:“我心里不舒坦，你的车撞倒了我。不赔个万儿八千，我死也不起来！”。富二代好说歹说老太太就是不起来。没办法，他掏出电话打给父亲“老爸，你往我银行卡上打五十万块钱给我，我想开车压死一个老太太。话音未落，老太太爬起来就走，边走边骂:“小鳖犊子真狠！ <img width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/BFobaMTWicLKrZrSd8hPLH6NXibzQVpgOhiaMiawuiaNqkd1bZncX5qrA4sSQuEqWw9By9BR1zvYXqsze3fRktvcKug/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1" data-w="435" data-ratio="1.1954022988505748" data-type="png" data-s="300,640" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/BFobaMTWicLKrZrSd8hPLH6NXibzQVpgOhiaMiawuiaNqkd1bZncX5qrA4sSQuEqWw9By9BR1zvYXqsze3fRktvcKug/640?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1&amp;tp=webp" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /> </span></span></strong></p></blockquote><blockquote class="dabige bj6" style="margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px 20px; max-width: 100%; border: 2px dotted rgb(225, 225, 225); color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-size: medium; white-space: normal; text-align: justify; line-height: 37px; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-shadow: rgb(225, 225, 225) 5px 5px 2px; border-image-source: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">3、</span></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">有一次一哥们对他媳妇说：哎，媳妇，我前两天算了一卦，那老头说我135岁的时候有个坎儿啊。他媳妇说：咋滴？坟让人刨了？   </span></span></strong></p></blockquote><blockquote class="dabige bj3" style="margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px 20px; max-width: 100%; border: 2px dotted rgb(225, 225, 225); color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-size: medium; white-space: normal; text-align: justify; line-height: 37px; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-shadow: rgb(225, 225, 225) 5px 5px 2px; border-image-source: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(0, 176, 80);"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">4、</span></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">在一个烤羊肉串的烧烤摊旁边，一只小羊跪在那，看着正在烤的那些串，眼泪不住的往下掉：妈妈，妈妈，他们把你烤了……正哭着半截儿，旁边过来一只小老鼠，白了小羊一眼：哭你MB啊哭！那是我妈！ <strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 32px; font-family: 宋体; font-size: medium;"><img width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/Adl4yYJXric4I3Iw5PBib2BZ38q3u03YwY2tbDJFcVq3fBVwibiaFSyBFVHYt5TS3kjysFUQq9bGmxKkj73C2skPCA/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1" data-w="420" data-ratio="1.1738095238095239" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/Adl4yYJXric4I3Iw5PBib2BZ38q3u03YwY2tbDJFcVq3fBVwibiaFSyBFVHYt5TS3kjysFUQq9bGmxKkj73C2skPCA/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1&amp;tp=webp" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /></strong>  </span></span></strong></p></blockquote><blockquote class="dabige bj5" style="margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px 20px; max-width: 100%; border: 2px dotted rgb(225, 225, 225); color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-size: medium; white-space: normal; text-align: justify; line-height: 37px; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-shadow: rgb(225, 225, 225) 5px 5px 2px; border-image-source: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(112, 48, 160);"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">5、</span></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">一哥们没坐过飞机，不知道听哪个爹说的，上飞机得抢座不然座没了。上飞机那天，机舱门一打开，他第一个就干进去了，抢了个座，接着上来一个男人，客气的跟他说，先生请您让下，这是我的座，哥们得瑟道：滚！我先来滴！那人又说：哥，谁先来的没关系这是我的座。哥们只说：滚！那男的火了，边扇他边说，你就坐这啊，你妈的今天飞机你开呀！     <strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 32px; font-family: 宋体; font-size: medium;"><img width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/Adl4yYJXric4I3Iw5PBib2BZ38q3u03YwYgLcvpqOvL4w4sGojDYD99t4KfCiauyG5bmfsQZLvr541ia44bcqFgZicw/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1" data-w="440" data-ratio="1.3295454545454546" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/Adl4yYJXric4I3Iw5PBib2BZ38q3u03YwYgLcvpqOvL4w4sGojDYD99t4KfCiauyG5bmfsQZLvr541ia44bcqFgZicw/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1&amp;tp=webp" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /></strong></span></strong></p></blockquote><blockquote class="dabige bj2" style="margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px 20px; max-width: 100%; border: 2px dotted rgb(225, 225, 225); color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-size: medium; white-space: normal; text-align: justify; line-height: 37px; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-shadow: rgb(225, 225, 225) 5px 5px 2px; border-image-source: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(0, 112, 192);"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">6、</span></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">刘能与赵四上山采蘑菇，刘能说颜色鲜艳的有毒，不能吃。赵四说先给狗吃，看看有事没。结果狗吃了没事，摇头摆尾出去溜达玩了。他俩一看没事，就全吃了。赵四出去转了一圈，回来说，亲家，狗死了。把刘能吓坏了，赶紧把准备好的肥皂水大粪水灌下去，吐的死去活来。缓过来以后问赵四，狗死的惨不？赵四说，死的老惨了，一出门就让大卡车压死了！ <strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 32px; font-family: 宋体; font-size: medium;"><img width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/Adl4yYJXric4I3Iw5PBib2BZ38q3u03YwYIbOA8cibnialrzjAaCm7TdCslDaUic0ukAAjZQDewHbSCWms3YlRicICOw/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1" data-w="440" data-ratio="0.6386363636363637" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/Adl4yYJXric4I3Iw5PBib2BZ38q3u03YwYIbOA8cibnialrzjAaCm7TdCslDaUic0ukAAjZQDewHbSCWms3YlRicICOw/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1&amp;tp=webp" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /></strong></span></strong></p></blockquote><blockquote class="dabige bj3" style="margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px 20px; max-width: 100%; border: 2px dotted rgb(225, 225, 225); color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-size: medium; white-space: normal; text-align: justify; line-height: 37px; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-shadow: rgb(225, 225, 225) 5px 5px 2px; border-image-source: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(0, 176, 80);"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">7、</span></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">下大雨，大街上水很深。很多车都过不去。一打伞的哥们站在没过膝盖的水中。这时一开路虎越野车的大哥用藐视的目光看了看旁边的车，加大油门冲了过去，结果整车全部淹的都看不见了。车主好不容易从车里爬上来对打伞的哥们说：水不是才到你膝盖吗？打伞的哥们回到：爷我站车顶上呢！<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 32px; font-family: 宋体; font-size: medium;"><img width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/Adl4yYJXric4I3Iw5PBib2BZ38q3u03YwY8nFIrUse65XK3r5Pbrn1eB8txevtqjkzc8AshXsDJVMYjdcVllWOXQ/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1" data-w="430" data-ratio="1.3325581395348838" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/Adl4yYJXric4I3Iw5PBib2BZ38q3u03YwY8nFIrUse65XK3r5Pbrn1eB8txevtqjkzc8AshXsDJVMYjdcVllWOXQ/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1&amp;tp=webp" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"  /></strong></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><blockquote class="dabige bj3" style="margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px 20px; max-width: 100%; border: 2px dotted rgb(225, 225, 225); color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-size: medium; line-height: 25px; white-space: normal; text-align: justify; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-shadow: rgb(225, 225, 225) 5px 5px 2px; border-image-source: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(0, 176, 80);"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">8、</span></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">一小孩给了我一百块钱，让我给他当家长。到了他班主任那里，我立马就跪下来了：老婆，你听我解释……” <strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 32px; font-family: 宋体; font-size: medium;"></strong></span></strong></p></blockquote><blockquote class="dabige bj6" style="margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px 20px; max-width: 100%; border: 2px dotted rgb(225, 225, 225); color: rgb(62, 62, 62); font-size: medium; white-space: normal; text-align: justify; line-height: 37px; font-family: 微软雅黑; box-shadow: rgb(225, 225, 225) 5px 5px 2px; border-image-source: none; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; background-color: rgb(192, 0, 0);"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">9、</span></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">两人吃饭，桌上放着一碗芥末。其中一个认为是甜的，舀了满满一勺放进嘴里，立即泪如泉涌，不过他紧闭嘴巴没说一句话。朋友问怎么了？他说：想我爹了，20年前去世了，可怜他老人家一辈子也没吃过这么好吃的东西。朋友二话不说，立马舀了满满一勺放进嘴里，骤然泪如雨下。第一位笑问：你怎么也哭了？朋友恨恨的：我也想你爹了！我想你爹怎么生了你这么个混账东西！  <strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 32px; font-family: 宋体; font-size: medium;"><img width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/Adl4yYJXric4I3Iw5PBib2BZ38q3u03YwYSUnVwspweZuuT2Jf56smGYOBeYJrpianw9cqCicctf7JxonyqicrGR6Fg/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1" data-w="380" data-ratio="1.2842105263157895" width="auto" src="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/Adl4yYJXric4I3Iw5PBib2BZ38q3u03YwYSUnVwspweZuuT2Jf56smGYOBeYJrpianw9cqCicctf7JxonyqicrGR6Fg/0?wxfrom=5&amp;wx_lazy=1&amp;tp=webp" style="margin: 0px; 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word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">10、</span></span><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; font-size: 16px;">酒鬼到酒公司应聘，品酒十几种，酒鬼均说出了酒的年份、度数等，考官们无不震惊。经理向女秘书使眼色，女秘书接了杯尿递上，酒鬼品后说：女，23岁，有身孕2月！顿时全场鸦雀无声。酒鬼以为应聘失败，怒道：如果不把这份工作给我，我就把孩子他爹说出来！在场的几位领导异口同声的说，你被录取了。</span></span></strong></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; white-space: pre-wrap; 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